Perks of Dating Me:

rxcked:

• I’ve got more wit

• a better kiss

• a hotter touch

• a better fuck

• and good music taste

(via jayisnotfunny)


Bought my Halloween costume today…

Returning it tomorrow!



letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

letmetouchyourbutt:

And they say romance is dead

(via s0-c0ntagious)


ezekestiel:

voldemo:

voldemo:

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

i sighed so loud my mom asked me if i was okay and she’s two rooms away

(via s0-c0ntagious)


mindy-fit:

beautyloveandsociety:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this hurt.

..my soul. 

(via imrebellingontheinside)



emiello:

Pros of dating me

  • i’m rly soft and squishy
  • i’ll make you hot beverages in bed
  • i’m good at compliments
  • you’ll gain lots of dorky pet names

Cons of dating me

  • ummm??
  • zero i am a god

(via itsgrrrlgerm)


musicalofethics:

me dad’s a muggle

                                                                 mam’s a witch

(via imrebellingontheinside)


please be as weird as me please be as weird as me please be as weird as me
me every time I meet someone (via miel-lapin)

(via hoodrat-gutterpigeon)